Murderhobo 4 Life

 

Let's see what the party looks like after I had a chance to stat up the replacement murderhobos:

Backstories? THIS IS OLD-SKOOL DAMMIT! Fuck that theatre kid bullshit!! FINE. One liners are more than sufficient!

Bro-jira was made a ronin by the hobgoblin hordes that destroyed his clan and caused him to go quite insane in the process.

Blastikus dominates all with his arcane arts, for there can only be one master and he alone is the obvious choice.

Brother O'malley is a chronic addict that found the Order's rules stifling and sought out the borderline heretic Brother Sully for "spiritual guidance" that was more to his liking.

Kleptikos doesn't really see anything wrong with "borrowing" other people's stuff since he clearly needs it more than they do and would like to settle down with a small, but profitable, smuggling operation that will keep him in the manner which he deserves.

I hope Blastikus and Bro-jira stick around since I like MUs and would also dearly love to have a legendary psycho-samurai of the Cold Wastes. Also, Kleptikos and Mighty Redneck could be my own meth-fueled hallucinogenic Fafhrd and Grey Mouser clones. Ahhh the possibilities!!!